Today’s prompt: If you had a billion US dollars, how would you spend it?
I’ve been so inspired by our nation’s billionaires. They make the best choices! If I had a billion dollars (US), I’d put that money to good use and create my own perfume. I’d have it manufactured overseas (of course) and I’d call it Ego Rain. It would smell like the following haiku poems I wrote this morning.
Eau de Elon his musk clouds my mind hints of oily arrogance i can't stop gagging No. 45 a squirt of orange Tang a Cheeto-inspired scent manufactured lies Meta (Digital Cologne) one click and you will forget the importance of thinking for yourself Warren's Buffet bouquet of bootstraps will pull you up but keep you down to earth and poor Amazon (E-perfume) a tropical spritz of online shopping brings the rainforest to me
Gotta go. Thanks for reading my poems. I hope they didn’t stink!